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Stones Demotivational Poster


KIDNEY STONES - Death is Welcomed Treatment


TAGS: kidney stones
Rating: 2.87/5

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AND YOU QUESTION GOD - WHY ME? - Always look at the bigger picture.


TAGS: god jesus stones problems why bigger picture
Rating: 3.4/5

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Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
Ah, apologetics in me***horic form. Gotta love it.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 9:47 pm
The f***ing truth... Luv it. 5 Ls
Ed-Hyde - November 17, 2009, 10:25 am
I love this place, I can laugh my a** off and be mortified all in the same breath. Thanks manic, porcelina, sean and Ag
manicbranic - November 17, 2009, 9:43 am
soooo..... rocks are no good against zombies now?
Porcelina - November 15, 2009, 7:59 am
OMG, AG, really, Sean put it best.
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
LMAO!
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Uhmmm ... ewwwww. (That includes the pun.)
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:11 am
It's a flavor savior.
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:00 am
Does this poster also mean that to be a good Christian you have to sport of molester-stache?
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:26 pm
Your avatar doesn't seem to be suffering at all... so, I'm good with it. The personality side, hell... like any italiang girls I've ever known... any day of the month.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:24 pm
yeah, blood, cramps and pimples. :) it's cute.
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:22 pm
I fail to see why not. It's charming.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:20 pm
..... I just shouldn't go on this site when I'm PMSing.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 6:03 pm
It's "creator" notwithstanding, this WAS irony, right?
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:54 am
Awesome. 5L
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:38 am
Hilarious. Well done.


IT'S ONLY ROCK 'N ROLL -




THE ROLLING STONES -


TAGS: dad rolling stones ugly old
Rating: 4.64/5

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maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:33 pm
That's The Way Their Fans Look Too !!


YES I DO -


TAGS: stones keith richards
Rating: 4.48/5

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Airman - April 11, 2012, 12:52 pm
took me awhile to purge it
Greeny - April 10, 2012, 7:44 pm
perfect - the song was in my head before I even got to the text 5L


Ambition -


TAGS: ambition ruthless motivation stepping stones
Rating: 4.95/5

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BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:08 pm
Thanks guys! Submitted it to Shivers :-)
rerun - July 31, 2013, 7:44 pm

Brings a tear to the eyes. Three mod comments and they are all good? Do something bad.....nope. Don't.
Reality Lord - July 31, 2013, 7:39 pm

oh the subtly of it. love it...could you...you know...drop this over at shivers plz?
lgvernon - July 31, 2013, 6:15 pm

A stunning 5LLLLL


STICKS AND STONES - May break my bones, but my foot up your ass is really going to hurt.


TAGS: sticks stones break bones ass
Rating: 4.8/5

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spypengen - April 19, 2012, 1:53 pm
that's a matter of opinion if you know what I mean(no homo)


THE FLINSTONES - Fred, Wilma and the Rubble's enjoy the summer cabin


TAGS: flinstones summer enjoy summer cabin
Rating: 3.53/5

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Reality Lord - December 19, 2011, 2:39 pm

looks zombie proof...i want one


MISTAKES -


TAGS: mistakes stepping stones failure
Rating: 3.4/5

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Sean - October 4, 2009, 11:19 pm
*caught@work productions
Sean - October 4, 2009, 11:18 pm
If you like true demotivational posters, check out despair.com and also a website called caudht@work productions. The posters there aspire to be true demotivators. Hope that helps.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:52 pm
thx Mr. Temp.
temp - October 4, 2009, 10:42 pm
But to all posters (n.), don't stop what you're doing. At least one person, somewhere thinks your poster is funny. Even if it never makes it past the moderator.
temp - October 4, 2009, 10:40 pm
Based on the artistic style and content of real motivational posters, this is a TRUE de-motivational poster. One of the few I've seen on this site. There is plenty of funny stuff on here, but i consider this a true de-motivational. Just my opinion.
Shithead - April 26, 2009, 2:05 am
It's great how everyone on this site jerks ron off for absolutely nothing. Its even better when everyone on this site rages when someone states an opinion that isn't parallel with their own. Seriously though, ronsart I hope you don't quit your day job..
RON - April 26, 2009, 12:38 am
Poophead knows what I think of him...must be boyfriend junkie of exwife...lol Thanks everyone of you for positive comments...appreciated very much! Th
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 12:04 am
these hate-filled Timmies: f*** the f***ing f***ers!
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 12:04 am
Ron, I don't get why you are being attacked so blindly. This one is totally in the demotivational line. I have a favorite word because it can be used as a verb, noun, adjective, adverb, and an exclamation. Let me use that word as advice when dealing with
LogicDude - April 25, 2009, 11:18 pm
Rerun...I was just "seconding the motion" as it were and agreeing with you. Definitely wasn't saying that to you...you are a healthy participant in this Motifake madness we call a website. ;-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - April 25, 2009, 10:40 pm
This is one of the better demotivational posters ever made, and anyone who says different just doesn't get it. Perhaps the timmies should go back to playing pokemon.
rerun - April 25, 2009, 8:15 pm

LD - My comments were not directed at you...they were directed at ****head...but you do offer excellent advice.
LogicDude - April 25, 2009, 6:26 pm
Put up or STFU. Make some funny posters instead of just b****in' or GTFO.
rerun - April 25, 2009, 2:30 pm

I consider myself as part of the "inner circle: and I don't have any top 10 motifakes, thus your argument is full of ****, as is your name.
agdaniele - April 25, 2009, 1:36 pm
Based on Alex and Pit-head's contributions to the motifake "pool" it's safe to say that any insult to Ron's posters is, in fact, a compliment. If someone who loves Taco Bell compliments your lasagne, is it really going to be a point of pride?
Shithead - April 25, 2009, 10:47 am
I agree with Alex. I'm also getting tired of the 'inner circle' of motifake, where about 60% of all top rated motifails are made by about 5 people. What's worse is that they aren't even funny, they're just stupid inside jokes or serious motifakes.
Sean - April 24, 2009, 11:02 am
This is a first rate parody, and to be a parody it has to resemble its target as much as possible.
Sean - April 24, 2009, 11:01 am
Alex, Ron has taken a cliche "Stepping stones to ..." "Success" "Financial Security" etc. and flipped it around entirely. So the jaunty way that cliche reads to those who are all too familar with it takes you to the opposite of RON's punchline: failure.
Alex - April 24, 2009, 10:55 am
When will you get out of this site ? This is motifake, for fake motivationals, if you want to post oh so deep motivators go somewhere else!
RON - April 23, 2009, 10:10 pm
THANK YOU SIRS! I have to many RON haters to have any poster stay on any level...slowly but surely...down voted...reason have others on top..done by hackers way back when...but do really appreciate comments and votes...ur good men...now get back to work!
agdaniele - April 23, 2009, 8:48 pm
Perfection.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 8:05 pm
Not just good. Great.
Haarakkon - April 23, 2009, 7:58 pm
I agree. This is good. So why isn't it even on the top-rated page?
Canuck - April 23, 2009, 12:20 pm
woohoo just what's been missing!
mooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2009, 11:54 am
I agree with Cubby. This is what this site is all about.......5 Lions
Cubbybear - April 23, 2009, 11:47 am
Truly a demotivator...thanks Ron for making my day...LOL


I KNOW IT'S ONLY ROCK N ROLL -




OMNIPOTENCE -


TAGS: omnipotence fail god stones
Rating: 2.38/5

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Ed-Hyde - January 27, 2010, 11:11 am
Or you intentionally let a few through to encourage the dumas to NOT walk under avalanches!
lesterinside - January 27, 2010, 2:02 am
Not having the power to... oh, i thought you said Impotence..
Zed - January 27, 2010, 1:13 am
Obviously NOT omnipotent, since three of them got through.


Loners -


TAGS: friends tombstones facebook lonely people
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 1:48 am
Well thanks! BTW...ya interested in a few FW emails? Taheetahee!
JesusWept - January 1, 2014, 1:44 am
I wish lol. Gave you a 5 btw ;)
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 1:36 am
Holy sh*t! Thought I was the only person on the planet. You got some sort of club I can join?
JesusWept - January 1, 2014, 1:13 am
HA! I don't use facebook :D


Check Writing -




RUNIC STONES - I guess people in 150 A.D. had wannabe gangbangers and graffiti problems too.


TAGS: runic stones
Rating: 3.14/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 9:42 am
wtf Oo


IF YOU TRY SOMETIMES - you just might find you get what you need




the first hipsters -


TAGS: flintstones christmas hipsters
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Thedge - December 18, 2014, 7:48 pm
Nice poster, regardless.5'd posthumously.
demon001 - December 27, 2013, 5:35 pm
it's Rockmas!!
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2013, 5:10 pm
Are you kidding? They're VERY middle-class! They probably don't even know what espresso is!
GaryO - December 25, 2013, 6:07 pm
Hah! Yabba dabba doo you hear what I hear?


Keith Richards -


TAGS: keith richards rolling stones authority
Rating: 5/5

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WBG84 - December 18, 2013, 9:01 pm
Thank you
rerun - December 18, 2013, 8:52 pm

Nice poster


A tale of stones -




PROGRESS - Civilisation started the frst time an angry person cast a word Instead of a rock


TAGS: caveman progress throwing stones house
Rating: 4.56/5

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Reality Lord - October 29, 2011, 11:41 pm

nice


YESTERDAY -


TAGS: young mick stones
Rating: 4.38/5

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Reality Lord - December 14, 2010, 7:32 pm

i hear you brother....5L's


WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE -




GIMME SHELTER -


TAGS: afghanistan stones
Rating: 4.32/5

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Rick69 - April 12, 2012, 9:14 am
Nice... The stencil font adds well to the poster... Very nice...


GIMME SHELTER -


TAGS: bad poetry haiku should have stolen some rolling stones
Rating: 4.06/5

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GreyScorpion - December 14, 2009, 8:48 pm
Poignant. I like it alot. 5 duck and covers


MR. ANDERSEN - Got pwned... Hope he restarted with a better connection


TAGS: gravestones
Rating: 3.57/5

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GRAVEL PIT SIGNAGE - Nasty boys.




THE STONE AGE -


TAGS: female housewife wife women life cartoon flinstones
Rating: 2.39/5

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Twangle - May 25, 2009, 9:16 pm
betty rubble, h** she is


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